When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

I am no fan of books.