'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

I'm impervious to logic.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.

I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.