Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.