Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.

If you're a perfectionist and you know you're about to do something at which you cannot be perfect, then that is daunting because you know what your heart is like and the way you approach your work.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.