Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost. Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.

We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.