We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.