Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.