Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.