Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
Stephen ColbertNASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
Stephen ColbertI'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.
Stephen ColbertThey say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
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