You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.

And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?