Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
Stephen ColbertI won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.
Stephen ColbertPain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.
Stephen ColbertSure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?
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