My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
Stephen ColbertThey think I'm silly. I do silly things. I fall down and run into things. I talk to inanimate objects. I'll hold a pickup stick to my ear and say, "What? What's that? I can't hear you
Stephen ColbertAnd if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
Stephen ColbertJohn Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.
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