New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.