New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.