New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'

I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.

Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.