New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.