The interesting thing about fake news and fake media is that it's a heresy against reality. Again, as a Catholic, I was taught that the greatest sin was heresy. Because not only are you a sinner, you are proselytizing and inviting other people into your sinful state through your heresy. You're a recruiter for your own fallen state. Donald Trump is a heretic against reality. Basically, he's lying for sport. He's inviting people into his heresy that there is no objective reality.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.