Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

You've gotta understand what Putin's strategy is. He really doesn't like democracy. He thinks it's an inconvenient, messy process. And he doesn't like us, and he wants to destabilize our country; sow doubt about our democracy.

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.