With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.
Stephen ColbertA press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.
Stephen ColbertThink books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!
Stephen ColbertCharles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.
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