With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.