A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?