I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
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Stephen ColbertPain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.
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