A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.