Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

You seem cynical because you're always talking about that selfish behavior that's dressed up as altruism. It doesn't mean there isn't altruism. It just means that it's harder to make jokes about altruism.

Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!