Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

You have to do your First Penance before your First Holy Communion. You're really young. What do you know? You've got nothing to confess. All I knew was that I was an evil human whose sins caused the death of our Lord.

Improvisation in general is good, and improvising material into themes, turning the material into something codified and repeatable, taught me scenic structure and dramatic gambits that work and things that are appealing both as a performer and an audience member, like you know, what does "want" really mean in a scene, and how do you achieve your want, and how is that expressed, and how do you achieve closure? Those are all things that I learned performing at the cabaret after just doing the same scenes over and over and over again over the years, with my own ability to change.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.