You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.

Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.