Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.