Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.