Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

If it's called THE USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.