You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.