I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.