I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

Thankfully dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. So whatever your dream is right now, if you don't achieve it, you haven't failed and you're not some loser-but just as importantly-if you do get your dream, you're not a winner.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.