If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.
Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.
The more you know, the sadder you get.
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.