My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics. Like it's not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course, there - there isn't.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?