You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.