If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.