If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.