Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.