Baby carrots are making me gay.

You may learn sooner than most generations the hard lesson that you must always make the path for yourself...There is no secret society out there that will tap you on your shoulder one night and show you the way.

I'm impervious to logic.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.