It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly, the best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.