I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.
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Stephen ColbertYou said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
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