It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?