I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.
Stephen ColbertThere's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Stephen ColbertAnd if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
Stephen ColbertI may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.
Stephen ColbertDivorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
Stephen Colbert