I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
Stephen ColbertTake away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
Stephen ColbertAny religion whose messiahโs name isnโt recognized by Microsoft Word canโt be that much of a threat.
Stephen Colbert