Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.