Thatโs why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You canโt channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and over until they finally cut to the gravy shot.
Stephen ColbertAmerica used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
Stephen ColbertThere's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Stephen Colbert