I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me. That's why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you're talking about the gap between what people say and what they do.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.