A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.

Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?