I have no interest in behaving or thinking cynically. But it's an easy trap to be cynical about anything, certainly when you're talking about politics or the media.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

I am no fan of books.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?