I have no interest in behaving or thinking cynically. But it's an easy trap to be cynical about anything, certainly when you're talking about politics or the media.

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.