You should spend more time with your families; write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.
Stephen ColbertThinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.
Stephen ColbertDonald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.
Stephen ColbertI'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.
Stephen Colbert