Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.