Once I'm performing the show, I think that hour show has a certain intimacy with our audience. And that intimacy is through the lens and the live audience is a witness to that, whereas the audience at home is actually the object of my efforts.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!