NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
Stephen ColbertI'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.
Stephen ColbertDivorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
Stephen Colbert