I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.
Stephen ColbertHey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
Stephen ColbertโYou cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
Stephen ColbertMade no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.
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