I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.

And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.