Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?