Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours