John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

I am no fan of books.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.