John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.

What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.