Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.