Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

Improvisation in general is good, and improvising material into themes, turning the material into something codified and repeatable, taught me scenic structure and dramatic gambits that work and things that are appealing both as a performer and an audience member, like you know, what does "want" really mean in a scene, and how do you achieve your want, and how is that expressed, and how do you achieve closure? Those are all things that I learned performing at the cabaret after just doing the same scenes over and over and over again over the years, with my own ability to change.

Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.