Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end of the globe to watch a Discovery Channel special on butterflies

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.