I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
Equations are the devil's sentences.
Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.