I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.
So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.
Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.