Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!