Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.