Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.

Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

I am no fan of books.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.