Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.