Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn't that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it.

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.