Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!