If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.

I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to legally perform a cavity search. My apologies to the staff of Cinnabon, but you guys should really keep that extra frosting where the customers can find it.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.