If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.