Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.