Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.