Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.