We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.

I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.