We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.

I'm getting angry at liberals.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.