If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance.

Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.