If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.