Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."