Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.

(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.