Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.

You may learn sooner than most generations the hard lesson that you must always make the path for yourself...There is no secret society out there that will tap you on your shoulder one night and show you the way.

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

People would say, "Oh, you say you just do jokes." I don't just do jokes. I do jokes. Jokes are important. They saved my life when I was younger. Hopefully we're making things nicer at the end of the day for people. That's the entire goal, and that's the touchstone and the North Star for the tone.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.