There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
Stephen ColbertLife is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
Stephen ColbertSome say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
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